Dale: Yeah, and thats just like a penis, but smaller. Leave Sarahh alone Pie Grinder.

Isac: Hey...what do I have to do to tap Brookes ass?

Nick (NOT GAY): Looks around, does not see Sarahhs boyfriend Hi Sarah! Gives Sarahh an unwarranted and too long hug I havent seen you since, like, thirty seconds ago.

Phil: aHahah

In extreme cases he even doubts the uality of actual homouals, likely due to jealousy. A woman can only have one true Gay Friend, and each one fears being discarded for someone who doesnt have her best interest at heart.

Nick: What? Its just a hug.

Being a Gay Friend is not an insult unless the friend in question wants to be something more. In that case hes ed anyway (figuratively speaking).

An insult, although not meant to disparage actual gay people. It is a pheneomenon in which a heteroual man unsuccessfully attempts to woo a woman and winUrban Dictionary gay friendds up being an intimate but wholly platonic friend instead. The man ly believes that if he just sticks around long enough, and shows the woman his sincerity, a romantic relationship will eventually develop. In actuality, this will never, ever happen. Hence the man is the de-cto gay friend. One can also be a post-relationship gay friend. In this situation, a romantic relationship ends, but the woman says, lets be friends; I still want you to be my best friend. The man, somewhat pathetically, agrees to this proposal because of confusion, cowardice,new york asian escort model or foolishness.

Dale (Gay Friend but also NOT GAY): Angry glare full of mistrust

A true Gay Friend is completely accepting and aware of his situation. He has no romantic feelings for the woman, and can be trusted to look out for her welre in the absence of her significant other. In the best of scenarios the Gay Friend is good friends with that significant other, otherwise things tend to get awkward or confrontational. Gay Friends tend to get confrontational in general, they are overly mistrusting of the womans other male friends, critically judging the motives behind their actions and noticing discrepancies in their attitude based on who is nearby.

Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend

A male who spends excessive time with girls who he believes are attracted to him, while in reality are just friends or think hes cute because hes 4 feet tall. Another component of the gay friend is the act of participatingay friendg in outings, gay friend events, or trips, with solely females. The decision of whether or not someone is the gay friend is largely based on whether or not he has hooked up with one of the girls hes spending time with. 9 out of 10 times, he has not, and likely wont in the near future; determined to be The Gay Friend. The Gay Friend is never actually homoual, but deserves the title since he assumes a similar position(and relationship) that of a gay man would with girls. Usually summed up by; if youre hanging out a lot with a girl(s) and youre not scoring...youre the gay friend.

Dan: Yah, girls dont actually like him, he needs to learn that.

A phrase used to describe a womans best male friend. In most cases the male in question is not homoual. The friend is described as Gay to emphasize the ct that, although he is awfully close to the woman, he does not, and will never, be more than a friend to her. In most cases he couldnt be more than a Gay Friend even if he tried.

Nick walks away. Not because he cares what Dale says, but because Sarahhs boyfriend is coming back and hes a pussy ass cock-knot.