Lets make this perfectly clear.. I made them up. I am gay. They are easy. People think they are ncy. I was just lazy one night and dont like Hersheys. Here goes- French butter cookies with chocolate already layered on top...comes in milk, dark and white. Roast a marshmallow and smash between 2 cookies-chocolate side in. Eat. Repeat. They are good for all people. They arent gay...again, I am and I made them up. Love life and enjoy!

A phrase used to describe a womans best male friend. In most cases the male in question is not homoual. The friend is described as Gay to emphasize the ct that, although he is awfully close to the woman, he does not, and will never, be more than a friend to her. In most cases he couldnt be more than a Gay Friend even if he tried.

Girl: he is just so socially Gay

Dale: Yeah, and thats just like a penis, but smaller. Leave Sarahh alone Pie Grinder.

Straight Guy: i dont swing that way mate.

Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)

Nick walks away. Not because he cares what Dale says, but because Sarahhs boyfriend is coming back and hes a pussy ass cock-knot.

A true Gay Friend is completely accepting and aware of his situation. He has no romantic feelings for the woman, and can be trusted to look out for her welre in the absence of her significant other. In the best of scenarios Urban Dictionary gay gay friendthe Gay Friend is good friends with that significant other, gay friend, otherwise things tend to get awkward or confrontational. Gay Friends tend to get confrontational in general, they are overly mistrusting of the womans other male friends,new york asian escort model critically judging the motives behind their actions and noticing discrepancies in their attitude based on who is nearby.

Girl 2: Yeah i know! and he is straight!

I really wish I had my power gay with me right now, I cant decide if I look good in this shirt or not.

thanks to Jimmy Carr for definition!

Nick: What? Its just a hug.

My Best Gay Friend came up with that one...chocolate infused butter cookies and roasted marshmallows..much neater, and much amazing goodness!

Enrique Iglesias was Ricky Martins Closet Friend, he always knew Ricky was gay after watching him sing Livin La Vida Loca... But decided to help him keep the secret.

Straight Guy: hey.. wow, i like your new shoes!

Girl: awww thanks!!

Nick (NOT GAY): Looks around, does not see Sarahhs boyfriend Hi Sarah! Gives Sarahh an unwarranted and too long hug I havent seen you since, like, thirty seconds ago.

In extreme cases he even doubts the uality of actual homouals, likely due to jealousy. A woman can only have one true Gay Friend, and each one fears being discarded for someone who doesnt have her best interest at heart.

Gay Guy: hey man!

A power gay is any persons main gay friend. Although you maygay friend have multiple gay friends, you can only have one power gay (your main gay). You trust your power gays advice (mainly pertaining to shion) over everyone elses. also known as someones PG

Socially gay is when a straight guy has the ability to notice if a female friend has changed her hair colour, or bought new shoes, but wont allow the gay guy across the room to shove his cock up your arse!

Being a Gay Friend is not an insult unless the friend in question wants to be something more. In that case hes ed anyway (figuratively speaking).

Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?

A good Straight friend of a gay individual that is still in the closet. Tends to help the gay friend stay in the closet.

Dale (Gay Friend but also NOT GAY): Angry glare full of mistrust