Sunday, February 10, 2013

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The soap market has traditionally been geared toward women buyers. That focus may be shifting with a line of Man Soaps from ManHands. Available scents include bacon, Gifts for Men, baseball glove, brewed coffee, muscle rub, fresh-cut grass, and top soil. Democrat and Republican scents are also on offer.

Each bar is 3 ounces and made by hand from coconut oil, propylene glycol, palm oil, glycerine, water, sorbitol, fragrance, and color. I dont see any actual bacon or beer on the ingredients list.

Mmm,new york asian escort model bacon.

The soap that may well be destined for a long life of manly gag gift-giving is surely the urinal mint scent. Fortunately, it smells like an unused urinal mint.

Each bar of soap costs $7.95 (let me tell you, thats way more than I pay for my lady soaps), and theres nothing to stop buyers from mixing and matching soaps. You could go for a red wine/top-soil combination or make yourself smell overwhelmingly outdoorsy with a mix of top soil and bonfire.

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There are a few scents on the lMan Soap Smell like bacon bonfires beer and urinal cakes Gifts for Menist that may cause some head-scratching. Margarita, for one. Whats so manly about a drink that involves a blender? Thats one step away from a umbrella embellishment, fellas. I can see the appeal of bacon soap, but I expect it to be a crossover hit with both es.

Amanda KooserFreelance writer Amanda C. Kooser covers gadgets and tech news with a twist for CNETs Crave blog. When not wallowing in weird gadgets and iPad apps for cats, she can be found tinkering with her 1956 DeSoto.

The soaps all have enticing descriptions designed to beguile men into a purchase. Heres the description for beer soap: There is perhaps no manlier smell than the scent of a cold pint of beer. Why wait until the drunk guy dumps it over you in the packed bar? Unfortunately, it doesnt specify which beer it smells like. Im guessing its more Budweiser than Stone IPA.

A line of manly soaps scented like beer, coffee, cash, and urinal mints is designed to overpower the senses with the odor of manhood.

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