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The keeper of ones manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.

mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.

Uh oh, my girlfriends calling me.

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the ing excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

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A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

shes his/her girlfriend

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, girlfriend and unlimited talking;

i love my girlfriend

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